On Saturday night, I saw the new Cirque du Soleil show Banana Shpeel. The ticket was a gift from my brother and sister-in-law and was a lovely gesture because I really like what I’ve seen of Cirque shows in the past (never live, but on Bravo, A&E, etc).
This new Cirque show is supposedly a nod to Vaudeville. Well, as my friend Lisa said to me yesterday, there is a reason Vaudeville died.
I’m going to start out with what worked: The four traditional Cirque acts. Wow, these artists are brilliant…acrobatics, ridiculously cool juggling, the bending of bodies in a way I didn’t know could happen! They were to be commended for their talent. I wanted a LOT more of that in the show. As I said on Facebook at intermission, Dan wants more Cirque and less Shpeel.
That was the chief problem with the show. Shiner, the show’s “director” (it was such a freakin’ mess, I’m not sure what the hell he did as a director!) and writer, has created an amateurish spectacle that I just cannot recommend … in places, the show is actually OFFENSIVE! Seriously…here are some lines of dialogue…
“Do you know what my father used to say to me?” “Stop wearing a dress.”
“You need a ticket for the show. What is your name?” “Daniel.” “Let’s see here: Dum-dum, dickhead, Daniel.”
Not to mention a section where suddenly the word “whore” is bandied about for a few minutes.
It is juvenile, offensive, and just plain stupid. And the top ticket price for a Saturday night performance is $98! What the hell??? It’s under 2 hours and has an intermission that was over 20 minutes. Um, and other than the 30ish minutes of Cirque acts, is just a mess.
There is a long section of “magic” that may have been slightly impressive had we not all watched the cast having problems lining up the booths they were about to “disappear” from with the trap doors under them. God bless the dancers for attempting to sell the half-assed choreography in the show. (Dear choreographer Jared Grimes: you may want to focus on more than just the dancers’ feet…their arms and the rest of their bodies are so painfully out of sync that nobody is looking at their feet!!)
This show is supposed go to Broadway next…ha! Good luck with that…I predict an opening and closing night very very near to one another!!
My suggestion is to get rid of the whole concept, keep the great Cirque performers and bring back Annaleigh Ashford! I was heartbroken when I heard that she was cut from the show, but girlfriend dodged a bullet here! Thank your lucky stars, Annaleigh…you could have been caught in the middle of this trainwreck.
As much as there were some enjoyable parts of the show (the 2nd act performance of a male acrobat/contortionist is almost worth the price of admission by himself!), I cannot recommend this at the price they are asking for these tickets. Pay a scalper to see Addams Family instead.